Basically, I’m such a big nerd that I accidentally stayed up until about 4:30 yesterday morning making tea blends based on the first eight Doctors. Thus:
The First Doctor tea starts off a classic Granddaddy assam, tempered with chestnut and cream, making a surprisingly lovable blend.
The Second Doctor tastes like a safety cling: sweet, whimsical, and a little bit sexy. Warm and comforting chai spice and vanilla, then packs a little extra ginger punch for good measure.
The Third Doctor, velvet and aikido. Bright, flamboyant and flirty flavours of cherry, hibiscus, and orange.
The Fourth Doctor would like to know if you’d like a jelly baby. Raspberry, currant, and pomegranate are evocative of The One With The Scarf’s favourite sweet, foregrounded by serious business black tea.
The Fifth Doctor is precious and understated and just a little bit sassy. A suitably beige blend of caramel and almond cream tea that pairs wonderfully with celery.
The Sixth Doctor is bold and brilliant, brash and clever secretly a big bowl of snuggles. Bold chai spice, with undercurrents of surprisingly cuddly hazelnut and vanilla.
The Seventh Doctor is a big bowl of mystery with a special relationship to the letter R. Dark, roasty yerba mate and rooibos are a little bit nutty, with brighter, warm notes of vanilla and honey.
The Eighth Doctor is sweet and full of love, elicits vast amounts of feels, and is prone to amnesia. This blend of cherry and almond with a little apricot won’t actually restore your memory, but you’ll feel warm and happy, and as a bonus, you won’t turn you into Zagreus.